Danny made some confessions this morning.
I walk out ready for the day wearing my favorite pair of white capri pants.
Danny: " Oh, don't wear those pants. I hate those pants."
Liz: "What?!!?! I love these pants. They are so cute. Why do you hate them?"
Danny: "They just don't look good. And while we're at it, I hate your favorite green skirt you wear all the time."
Liz (shocked and stunned): "What?!?! Why?!?! Does it make me look fat?"
Danny: "It just doesn't look good."
Takes me over to a picture on our wall in which I am wearing the green skirt.
Danny: "It's not something people your age wear. You look like a crazy tourist."
Liz: "Is it too young or too old for me?"
Danny: "Too young. Like something a toddler would wear. Not a college student, not a teenager, a small child. Just thought you should know."
All this from the 27 year old man who will only wear Volcom. Not even new Volcom. Volcom from high school.
7 years ago
5 comments:
I am laughing so hard right now! According to Scott (because he is the self proclaimed authority on all things Volcom), high school Volcom is the good stuff. I guess the newer stuff is just trendy and crap.
I'm interested in what green skirt you are talking about. I am sure it was cute!
Yeah I hated that skirt too. Jk. I have no idea what skirt it is, but you always dress classy!
I wonder how many outfits of mine that Taylor has strong feelings about.
You. Me. Fake hair. Spring 2009...
so funny! but I don't believe that Liz Hills could wear anything ugly. not possible.
hahahahaha WOW! i dont know if him telling you that is a good thing or bad... im sitting here thinking, is there anything that Pike hates that i wear? I pretty much rotate the same 5 things over and over, hmmm. Anyways im sure you look great in your capris and green skirt.
Danny must have been delirious from having the flu. Remember.... Danny still wears his holy shirts from high school....hardly a recommendation for fashion expertise.
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