Danny & Liz: GO International: Richard Chai @ TARGET

Dannyisms

"That's cra."
"You can go naked or dressed appropriately."
"I like my vegetables in their natural form; unadultered and unaltered. I'm sorry you like your vegetables skanky with low standards."
About vitamin water..."The colors are GGGOORRGeous! Don't they look delicious?"
"My biggest fear right now is being lost in deep space with Type II Diabetes."
"I'm Liz and I did my eyes smokey today. I can't do the dishes when I have smokey eyes."
"I don't want people to know I'm an Old Navy shopper. It's degrading. Besides, being an Old Navy shopper implies I intend to frequent there often and I don't."
"I just want to move in with my parents and let them pay for me. Then I can spend all day working out and looking pretty."
"Is there some sort of committe out there that decides what animal best represents the birth of the christ child? An owl. An owl with a beanie thats what it is."
"I refuse to recognize dancing as a form of expression in the reality in which I live."
"I'm too pretty to work AND do laundry."